From the 'I wish I wrote that' file

Robert P. Murphy writes:

There’s nothing in the gospel accounts that literally violates the laws of physics as we currently understand them. (...) Mark never writes, “And behold, the Lord violated the conservation of energy.” John never claims, “Then He taught them, saying, ‘The kingdom of God is like a man who measured the position and momentum of an electron perfectly.’”

I'm not talking about substance, though I happen to agree with it, just about form. Funniest thing I've read in a while.